well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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