What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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