this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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