I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Randomize
