I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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