i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize