how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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