I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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