ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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