I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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