And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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