Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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