what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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