i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
God, I missed his penis.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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