my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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