So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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