I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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