Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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