You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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