I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
