You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
don't judge my taste in strippers
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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