so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Then you guys just all showered together...?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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