i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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