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(949): View more from California

i just wanna soil my oats bro

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(678): View more from Georgia

Please, let me fuck your mom

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(770): View more from Georgia

I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today

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(219): View more from Indiana

so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw

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(313): View more from Michigan

Are we still banned from the library?

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(303): View more from Colorado

ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or

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(804): View more from Virginia

stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.

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(631): View more from New York

I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry

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