It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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