i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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