In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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