cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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