am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
A bitchslap is in order.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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