New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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