dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
