come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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