i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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