why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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