Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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