This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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