And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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