We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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