I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We left the knife in your bed.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
