Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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