After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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