Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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