sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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