Little spoons don't ask big questions
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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