We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we're making bets on your personal life
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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