Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
