Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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