He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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