Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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