the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I can't turn off my feet"
The struggles of a small town man whore
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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