the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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