Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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