No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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