he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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