I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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