I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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